Aha, you thought lights in parks were only for summer nights. You thought that, in living across from a park, you’d only have to battle against lights for softball in July.
Well, who the #&*@ invented “platform tennis”?! A new winter sport. Played on heated tennis courts. Performed in daffily intense competitions as late as midnight.
Welcome to the latest incarnation of the Keystone Light Fights. We weren’t sympathetic when neighbors opposed lights for the traditional sporting events. But we have to admit we didn’t see platform tennis coming.
We’re not sure about the virtues of the game, but we do question its possible impact on global warming.
