What’s so big:
Moses would have had room for another 50 Commandments, as well as his memoirs?
It will inundate our nation’s landfills by the next presidential election?
King Kong would be proud to have it as a placemat?#34;but only for his appetizers?
It would cover the Stankus Hole (Daddy, what was the Stankus Hole)?
All of Oak Park could have a Tic-Tac-Toe Tournament on it?
Thank you, Cook County Board of Elections for super-sizing my election ballot!
Victor Yipp
Oak Park
