I agree with Jayne Gould’s “Cats vs. rats” suggestion [Viewpoints, Aug. 24]. Some may think it short-sighted, as Oak Park may get overrun with feral cats. However, we could just introduce a certain gorilla we have lined up that thrives on cat meat. “But then we’d be stuck with gorillas,” you’re probably thinking. No problem, once winter rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death!
Seriously, though, nobody wants feral cats overrunning their neighborhoods. What a terrible idea.