By Dave Coulter
An Unusual Event (I like that phrase) occured recently at the Byron Nuclear Power Plant the other day. But not to worry: the NRC assures us that their tritium stream release is safe. Well, anyway, we'll find out how safe in 45 days or so when they release their report. Whew, I say! By that time that cootie tritium water should have washed down to where? Peoria? And I'm pretty sure those prevailing westerly winter winds wouldn't drift all the way here.
Still.....I'm not sure I'd be out giggin' frogs for dinner anytime soon in the Rockford vicinity. Might find a glowing green three-eyed fellow like my little friend above!