By Dave Coulter
The holidays are repetitive. We hum familiar songs as we unpack old ornaments. We reconnect with family and friends. We re-tell the old stories and watch old movies once more. This repetition is a business I tell you, and thank goodness it is. This brief holiday missive appeared last year at the McSweeney's website. Yes, it's my cultural contribution to the holiday season, and I'm going to milk it (annually) for all it's worth.
Merry Christmas, everyone!