By John Hubbuch
Marsha and I have long planned a big trip to Italy next month. As the world knows by now young Amanda Knox beat the murder rap lodged by the Italian authorities, but no one seems to know exactly what happened.
So while we are in Florence, Rome and the Amalfi Coast, I plan to check out the museums, churches and restaurants for possible evidence. I've been looking for one of those blood evidence kits they use on CSI, but typical Oak Park retailing--no luck. So I guess I'll have to pick up one at the airport. I'm not sure of the blood types, but I'm sure it's red, thereby eliminating aliens and other non-red blooded species. But what about red sauce? I'll call Gill. See I told you I watched CSI.
I may be undercover with little access to computers, so I'm going dark for about 10 days. A full report to follow upon my return. Of course Wednesday Journal will get the exclusive. I couldn't find bin Laden, but I'm feeling good about this. Ciao.
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